Marina. Get it?

lesbianwarriors:

How to Get Your Teacher to Start a Jam! (It worked!!! XD) 🎵

(Source: vine.co)

rowenamarion:

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

A+ would consider banging. Good job tumblr user skypstripper. 

rowenamarion:

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

A+ would consider banging. Good job tumblr user skypstripper. 

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

punkasfrick:

punkasfrick:

"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

image

This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

gonna reblog this like once a week i don’t even feel bad its charming as fuck

(Source: princenishi)

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

if you have no way to explain this sketch/you don’t know why it’s funny then you need to back up about 7 years and watch the final episode of The O.C. then get back to me

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

(Source: shauneezy)

feelknower1993:

this truly is funny

feelknower1993:

this truly is funny

feelknower1993:

randall munroe was correct in saying that browser-replacing the word force with the word horse is really funny

feelknower1993:

randall munroe was correct in saying that browser-replacing the word force with the word horse is really funny

feelknower1993:

honestly i should not have stopped reading xkcd

feelknower1993:

honestly i should not have stopped reading xkcd